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note: i am not liable for any injuries that may occur on your actioning of my suggestions. that's totally your problem.
take a trip to your nearest local floral boutique and treat yourself to a unique arrangement of fresh flowers. don't buy them for someone else. buy them for you. unless you hate flowers. then i'd suggest you do something else.
take a ride to your nearest beach on a less desirable day - the foggier, the moodier, the overcastier the better. enjoy exploring the eerie atmosphere, get lost in your solitude and consider the stark contrast of the beach on a sunny day. if i were you, i would avoid swimming, drowning and falling off cliffs. no one will find you.
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san francisco: grab a group of good pals and head north over the golden gate bridge to the top of mount tam. follow the narrow, curvy roads up and up through the hills and trees. pick one of the many scenic places to stop and hike on up just before sunset. may i suggest a nice bottle of wine to sip as the sun sets. be sure to drink in moderation unless you actually want the hike down to get ugly.
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whenever you wander about, take a moment to find reflections in unexpected places and unconventional surfaces. consider how objects and faces transform and take color depending on the type of surface you're looking at. i'd refrain from becoming too curious around water, especially if you're really interested in staying dry.
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book yourself an adventure to distant lands exclusively by yourself. the further, the better. take lots of photos, meet lots of people, and break lots of your own personal rules. i'd like to suggest the beautiful city of amsterdam as the location of your solo adventure. it's clean, friendly and full of activities. if you aren't very resourceful, are a little bit shy, or unwilling to try something new, then you'll probably have a really, really bad time. don't die!
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every week map out a different way to get to work, school, or that other thing you do regularly during the day and night. if you take the bus, take a different route, or get off a few stops earlier/later to explore the areas around you. if you walk, keep walking cause that's pretty cool, but take different paths to get there. if you drive, take a bike. if you take a bike, walk. if you take a taxi, stop doing that.
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if you're lucky enough to have access to your roof, take a moment to go up there at midnight and observe the environment around you. for an extra special treat, wait to do this during a full moon and bring some music with you. two things to note: if you fall, not my fault and if someone thinks you're a robber, jump.
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on your next meandering adventure, pay very close attention to various shapes and objects that unexpectedly personify exaggerated facial expressions and emotions. if said faces begin to talk to you, then i may i suggest embarking on these adventures without hallucinogens next time.
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whenever the opportunity presents itself to become voyeuristic in a non threatening, not at all perverted or illegal way, go ahead a take a look. the consequences of whatever may follow cannot be blamed on me.
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take a walk in a neighborhood known for its amazing homes and pick one out that you can imagine living in some day. for me it's this ultra modern house in san francisco. don't linger about too long, or else the current owners might come out with a shot gun or some mace.
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